This naked Barbie has been sitting outside my back door for a month now. I have no idea why I have not put her naked self somewhere else yet so I wouldn’t have to look at her all the time while I’m in the kitchen.
Sage obviously has no respect for her. She does kind of look like a slut. The other morning Sage went out for her morning potty and peed all over her. Yes, that wet mark on slutty barbie is pee.
Sage is so tacky. She has an entire yard to pee in and she has to pee right on naked slutty barbie’s head? Really?
You may wonder where barbie is now. She is still sitting outside in the same spot and when I look at her I don’t just see naked slutty barbie; I see naked slutty barbie with dog pee all over her.
I am left to wonder what other items in my backyard that Sage is peeing on.
One day I will get some gloves on and put that violated barbie in the trash can.
Until next time, the mothership is signing off.